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A Ride To Toronto, Chapter Four

Posted on May 29, 2010 at 12:00 AM Comments comments (0)

So we leave Toronto, and I sadly have to ride again with Russ, instead of sitting in the backseat of the lesbos car trying to swindle a threesome out of the deal. Russ was a wild Kentucky guy, I don't think he'd be too happy that the "white trash" asshole helping his step daughter and her girlfriend move to Toronto, had also fucked both of them. 

We make a stop at McDonalds outside Toronto, a nice one with a few TVs, and it felt like I stepped into the future. The clerk who work...

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A Ride To Toronto, Chapter Three

Posted on May 28, 2010 at 11:54 PM Comments comments (0)

After a few more minutes of stop and go traffic, and getting yapped at by Russ, who seemed like he didn't know what he was doing, we finally arrived at the house. A nice little house with a garage. It was a nice looking house on the inside as well, a house I wish I had. Judging on how Toronto is, being my first visit I would love to live here. But, as we talked to the landlord (a bald French-Canadian man in his fifties) he said that the cost was around Sixteen Hundred dollars a month. Holy fu...

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A Ride To Tornoto, Chapter Two

Posted on May 24, 2010 at 6:04 PM Comments comments (1)

After traveling down the highway, making a stop at a Burger King in a small village of Plympton- Wyoming and getting over the culture shock (Gas priced by the quart, and burgers cooked well due to the higher health standards) we got back on the 402. That took us to the end of 401, which was south of London. We made a stop in Woodstock (Woodstock, Ontario and not the one your all thinking about) to fill up and stop at a Tim Horton's. I had to take a dump in their strange toilets (More culture ...

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A Ride To Toronto, Chapter One

Posted on May 24, 2010 at 5:45 PM Comments comments (1)

With special thanks to Daniel Morton for typing this wonderful non-fiction story.

 

WARNING: This story contains foul language. I'm unsure Emerald Dragon disallows this, someone message me on that, and I'll 'bleep' them out.

 

PS. This might have a few typographical errors. I know that's unprofessional, but hey, I'm not going to make a lot of money from this.

 

Yes, this is a true story.

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