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Push Chapter 10

Posted on February 6, 2011 at 11:18 AM Comments comments (2)

With Krite and Foxoccupied in their pursuit of Sam, Juano and the rest of the Piranhas were haring across town in an attempt to evade the Salem cops now on their trail. Local knowledge and a succession of back alleys gave them a distinct advantage for the moment, but the need to break cover would be inevitable at some point, and the group paused in their flight to check weapons.

“Ok, everybody packin’ an’ loaded?” Raoul barked out the question, and a ...

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The Twelve Days of Christmas

Posted on November 27, 2010 at 4:58 PM Comments comments (1)

Ok, here's another funny from the Neville Harvey book of laughs.................get the song sheet out and sing along. Nathan, you're first up.


My Dearest DarlingJohn,

I went to the door today and the postman had delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. Thank you Darling for the lovely thought.

With deep love and affection always,

Your loving Agnes.



My Dearest J...

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Cutting the Cloth

Posted on November 9, 2010 at 10:25 AM Comments comments (2)

The year is 1901, Queen Victoria reigns supreme over the far flung British Empire, and the Lancashire textile industry is at the peak of its industrial might. Products from the mills of Manchester,Bolton, Blackburn and a host of other crowded towns and cities travel the world satisfying an increasing demand from its dominions. In the small town of Rochdale,a place amidst centre of the Oldham-Blackburn-Halifax triangle, a small acorn of a merchanting enterprise was extending its roots into the...

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Full Marks

Posted on September 1, 2010 at 3:52 PM Comments comments (4)

Dennis Marks’ world was about to fall apart. Today had, so far, been oneof those run-of-the-mill episodes in the life of the typical Detective ChiefInspector in the Metropolitan Police.


Now in his mid-fifties, married for thirty years, and back at the top of his game, he had just about seen and done it all in his career. From the verge of a nervous breakdown in the not ...

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Indian Curry Rhapsody

Posted on August 28, 2010 at 4:33 PM Comments comments (2)

Ok, so here's me and my weird sense of humour again, but this time it's all the fault of Neville Harvey.............................singalonga Queen to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody - there ARE no prizes!

Nathan, this one's for you and the gang.


I want some real rice

Not just the basmati

Bring me the naan bread

Don’t forget the lambjalfrezi

Open some wine

I don’t want a cup of...

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A Bitter Pill

Posted on August 25, 2010 at 4:38 AM Comments comments (1)

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This one isn't one of mine, but I found it so funny, that sharing seemed the only option.................






1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefin...

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Behind Closed Doors

Posted on August 19, 2010 at 8:02 AM Comments comments (5)


Corridors – in every direction, a corridor. North, south, east and west – dimly lit corridors stretching out as far as the eye could see. Dorothy squinted as she peered into the gloom, trying to make out anything which would tell her where it was that she stood. Stood – there in nightdress, dressing gown and pi...

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