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Indian Curry Rhapsody

Posted on August 28, 2010 at 4:33 PM

Ok, so here's me and my weird sense of humour again, but this time it's all the fault of Neville Harvey.............................singalonga Queen to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody - there ARE no prizes!

Nathan, this one's for you and the gang.


I want some real rice

Not just the basmati

Bring me the naan bread

Don’t forget the lambjalfrezi

Open some wine

I don’t want a cup of tea

I’m just so hungry

Salads won’t do for me

Because I’m easy come, easygo

T-bone steak? Don’t thinkso

Never liked my food plain

Got to be a curry for me

For me…..


Naan, just killed a man

Poppadom against his head

Had lime pickle, now he’sdead

Naan, dinner’s just begun

But I’m too pissed tonotice anyway


Naan, ooooooooooh

Didn’t mean to make you cry

Seen nothing yet just seethe loo tomorrow

Curry on, curry on

‘Cause nothing really Madras


Too late, my dinner’s gone

Sends shivers down my spine

Rectum aching all the time

Goodbye onion bhaji, I’vegot to go

Gotta leave you all behindand use the loo


Naan, ooooooooooh

The Dopiaza is so mild

I sometimes wish we’d nevercome here at all…




I see a little chickentikka on the side

Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh,pass the chutney made of mango

Vindaloo does nicely

Very, very spicy meat

Byriani (Byriani)

Byriani (Byriani)

Byriani and a naan

(A Vindaloo loo loo loo looloo)

I’ve eaten Balti, somebodyhelp me

He’s eaten Balti, get himto the lavatory

Stand well back ‘cause theloo is quarantined

Here it comes, there itgoes, will he let it go?

I chunder


It’s coming up again (thereit goes)

I chunder

It’s coming up again (thereit goes)

I chunder

It’s coming up again (letit go)

Coming up again (let it go)

Coming up again

Will he let it go?

No no no no no no no!


On my knees, on my knees

Oh will I ever let it go?

This Vindaloo is about towreck my guts

Poor me……poor me…….poormeeeeeeeeeeeeee




So you think you can vomitand feel alright?

So you think you can eatthis and drink all night?

Oh maybe, but now you pukelike a baby

Just had to throw up

Just had to throw right upin here




Ooh yeah, ooh yeah


Naan is all that matters

Anyone can see

Naan is all that matters

Naan is all that matters

To meeeeeee…………


Anyway the wind blows………….


Categories: Humor, Poetry & Lyric, Phil Neale

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Reply jipper
6:40 PM on August 28, 2010 
What a riot, Phil. hehehehhehehehe.

Don't change a thing, except maybe exchange one guitar solo for banjo(those guitar players hog all the solos), oh and maybe the Harlem Choir could chime in on those echo verses.

Good laugh.

Reply Russell
9:54 PM on August 29, 2010 
This was out of site. LMAO. What an awesome song. Queens version is good too.