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The Pledge of Allegiance (Revision 3b-7)

Posted on January 6, 2011 at 1:46 PM


I pledge allegiance to the flags of the United States of America, Guam, and Puerto Rico, and to the republic and territorial pocessions for which they stand,  nations under God, Allah, Budda, and various minority divinitive religions, indivisible, with liberty, cable and internet acess, and justice for all, including aliens and medical research clones. 

Categories: Humor, Jip Morgan, Fan Fiction

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Reply Admin Frank
6:37 PM on January 6, 2011 
That's right! Here's a cookie.
Reply C.M. Marcum
5:46 PM on January 9, 2011 
That's hilarious, Jip. May I try?