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Posted on January 9, 2011 at 5:46 PM

I pledge my allegiance to the Late Great America and pay my taxes to stay out of jail.  One nation, many aliens and welfare for all, of thee I sing.  I dare to fly over American sky without crying or profiling.  I will work without raises or medical insurance to support CEOs, banks and defunct automakers.  I will eat Hamburger Helper and toil in my vegetable garden, while prisoners eat steak, watch color TV and pump iron.  I will keep my children and my children’s children indoors while rapists and pedophiles enjoy freedom.  I will smile at all PTA meeting, clap at the opening of the billion dollar Administrative Palace, and buy crayons for everyone.  I will supplement my child’s education in the basics:  reading, writing and a'rithmetic.  I will careful choose between the lesser of two evils when casting my vote.  Amen.


Author's Note:  Inspired by Jip.

Categories: Fan Fiction, C.M. Marcum

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Reply Admin Frank
2:19 PM on January 10, 2011 
Haha... Jipper didn't know what he was starting.

I think we all feel for some of this.
Reply jipper
6:11 PM on January 11, 2011 
Yes, bring it on, Peeps.

Bumper sticker......