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I pledge my allegiance to the Late Great America and pay my taxes to stay out of jail.  One nation, many aliens and welfare for all, of thee I sing.  I dare to fly over American sky without crying or profiling.  I will work without raises or medical insurance to support CEOs, banks and defunct automakers.  I will eat Hamburger Helper and toil in my vegetable garden, while prisoners eat steak, watch color TV and pump iron.  I will keep my children and my children’s children indoors while rapists and pedophiles enjoy freedom.  I will smile at all PTA meeting, clap at the opening of the billion dollar Administrative Palace, and buy crayons for everyone.  I will supplement my child’s education in the basics:  reading, writing and a'rithmetic.  I will careful choose between the lesser of two evils when casting my vote.  Amen.

Author's Note:  Inspired by Jip.