Posted on January 9, 2011 at 5:46 PM |
I pledge my allegiance to the Late Great America and pay my taxes to stay out of jail. One nation, many aliens and welfare for all, of thee I sing. I dare to fly over American sky without crying or profiling. I will work without raises or medical insurance to support CEOs, banks and defunct automakers. I will eat Hamburger Helper and toil in my vegetable garden, while prisoners eat steak, watch color TV and pump iron. I will keep my children and my children’s children indoors while rapists and pedophiles enjoy freedom. I will smile at all PTA meeting, clap at the opening of the billion dollar Administrative Palace, and buy crayons for everyone. I will supplement my child’s education in the basics: reading, writing and a'rithmetic. I will careful choose between the lesser of two evils when casting my vote. Amen.
Author's Note: Inspired by Jip.
Categories: Fan Fiction, C.M. Marcum
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