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Pledge : 3b-7 (2.1V)

Posted on January 11, 2011 at 6:13 PM

.....and waves of unfiltered grain, with free bubbles for the children, a choice of donated organs, free of combat wounds, tattoos, piercings, and flu shots for all, (note that some restrictions may apply, or if you are pregnant, thinking of becoming pregnant, or thinking of getting someone pregnant, do not take orally, or apply to those non-solar exposed areas, rebates and registration fees, taxes, and photos may be required), unlimited shouting from any elevation above 1,000 feet, without a lifevest, spoken truly, with depth, meaningful facial expressions, and flatulance for all as one, so be it said.

Categories: Jip Morgan, Humor, Horror

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